Pathetic Human
Hey, Mr Malaysian Prime Minister
I'm you're friendly Mr Australian Foreign Minister Man
I got a pall of apologies
I got a swag of oppurtunities
I got economic rationalism stuffed right up me left-wing arse
stuffed up me country
stuffed up me people
just like you stuffed up yours
Oh, but its a healthy load of stuffing you're doin there Mr Malaysian Prime Minister
I can see you're learning from Mr Indonesia Presidant who's well and truely stuffed East Timor
And doing a fine job of West Papua
But it goes without saying that a whole lot of stuffing is a pre-requisite to becoming a country just like ours
You're welcome to free Australia
So, you go right on fucking up your country
kicking the shit out of your people
cause look at what you're gonna get.... beautiful!
We done all that, right here already
Welcome to white majority rule Australia
Welcome to free market trade Australia
Welcome to freedom of our press Australia
Welcome to the freedom of our secret autocracy
Welcome to the parched sunburnt country
to the land of dusty arid plains ... beautiful!
So, Mr Malaysian Prime Minister, you just keep on taking those pages from our good good book.
You just keep right on getting that house in order
BANG! Spill a little blood - mop it up.
BOOM! Oops, a hole in the ground - fill it on.
Thankyou kindly! A horde of golden hand-shakes: keep 'em covered.
FREEDOM! Loud mother-fuckers: lock em up!
The people should be seen, the people should not be heard.
Welcome to free Australasia
Welcome to free Oceania
Welcome to free global market economies
Welcome to one mind, one brain, no heart free world order!
AAAARGH! STOP!
But I say, up yours to all you self-congratulatory bastards
Up yours you selfish, pathetic excuse for human flesh
Up yours Mahati, Suharto and Gareth fuckin Evans
The People WILL be see
and the People WILL BLOODY WELL be heard!
Ion Van Gemsy, 1993-95
Department of Ongoing Digital Situations
